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Girl and her Dog
A little girl and her dog are walking through the forest when they suddenly fall into a pit. They scramble and scramble but can`t make their way out. The little girl yells, the dog barks, but no one is around to hear their calls for help. Slowly, the night sky turns black and they find themselves engulfed in utter darkness.
Off in the distance, the wolves begin howling. Each howl is louder and closer than the last.
The little girl holds the dog close to her chest and says sadly to the dog, `This is the worst mess in which ever have found ourselves, my darling Sparky.`
`Yeah,` the dog says, `we`re really screwed.`
`Sparky,` the girl says, astonished, `I didn`t know you could talk.`
`Well,` the dog says, `I was kinda waiting for the right time to tell you.`
Young Couple
There once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors` houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog.
So one day the wife went to the pet store and said, `I need a good guard dog.`
And the clerk replied, `Sorry, we`re all sold out. All we have left is this little Scottie dog. But he knows karate.`
The wife didn`t believe him so he said to the dog, `Karate that chair.`
The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces, then he said to the dog, `Karate that table.` The dog went up to the table and broke it in half.
So the wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was expecting a big guard dog. But then she told her husband that it knew karate, and he said `Karate my ass!`?
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A little girl and her dog are walking through the forest when they suddenly fall into a pit. They scramble and scramble but can`t make their way out. The little girl yells, the dog barks, but no one is around to hear their calls for help. Slowly, the night sky turns black and they find themselves engulfed in utter darkness.
Off in the distance, the wolves begin howling. Each howl is louder and closer than the last.
The little girl holds the dog close to her chest and says sadly to the dog, `This is the worst mess in which ever have found ourselves, my darling Sparky.`
`Yeah,` the dog says, `we`re really screwed.`
`Sparky,` the girl says, astonished, `I didn`t know you could talk.`
`Well,` the dog says, `I was kinda waiting for the right time to tell you.`
Young Couple
There once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors` houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog.
So one day the wife went to the pet store and said, `I need a good guard dog.`
And the clerk replied, `Sorry, we`re all sold out. All we have left is this little Scottie dog. But he knows karate.`
The wife didn`t believe him so he said to the dog, `Karate that chair.`
The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces, then he said to the dog, `Karate that table.` The dog went up to the table and broke it in half.
So the wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was expecting a big guard dog. But then she told her husband that it knew karate, and he said `Karate my ass!`?
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